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Oh Noes, Not Again!

 I *should* be in my sewing room, working on Miss M's dress, or working my way through Mt. Washmore, or working on my rebuttal letter for the Molecular Cell paper that got rejected.  But am I doing any of those things?  It is to laugh.  Instead I am reading Friends pages.  Among said pages is the snape100 community, which is offering this challenge:

 Challenge #359: "Snape and 'N'"    This week's challenge - the second in a series of five - is to write a drabble that pairs Severus Snape with somebody (of your choosing) from the 'N' section in the Wikipedia list of HP Characters.   Romantic or erotic pairings preferred, but if you really can't see Snape with anybody in the 'N' section (or anybody at all), feel free to define "pairing" in some other way.   

This, of course, lead me to look at the 'N' section, and when I did, THIS is what happened.  (You all are a bad, bad influence. XD)



The first time it happened, Severus was certain it was a coincidence.  He'd been using his Animagus form for years to swiftly and silently prowl the corridors for miscreants.  He had used this little secret to great effect, and had rarely encountered her before, but suddenly, wherever he was, she turned up: by Gryffindor Tower, in front of the statue of the humpbacked witch, lurking by the prefect's bath.

She pretended not to notice him, but there was something almost alluring about her that made him pause before continuing on his rounds, baffled as to what could be affecting him thus. 

And now she was here in the Astronomy Tower, pretending no longer.  She cast him a come-hither glance, making throaty little growls which made his blood heat, and writhed in sensual abandon on the floor as the moonlight streamed over her.  The sight transfixed him.  How had he not noticed her beauty before?  And then he caught it - the seductive scent which rose from her supple body.  His mind was bewitched, his senses ensnared.  He was overwhelmed by an answering yearning and began to stalk toward her, intent on taking was she was so blatantly offering, when a strong breeze blew through the tower.  The luscious scent dimmed and suddenly he realized what he was about to do.

Horrified, he regained his human form and fled down the steps, not stopping until he was safely back in his dungeon rooms.  After he stopped shaking, Severus rummaged through his potions stores and grabbed a large yellow bottle.  Then he stormed over to his fireplace and grabbed a handful of Floo powder and threw it in.

"Filch!" he bellowed.

The bleary-eyed caretaker appeared a few moments later.

"Is is Peeves again, Professor?"

"No."  He spoke against clenched teeth.  "It's your damned cat!"  He thrust the bottle through and into the hands of the bewildered Filch.  "And if you can't remember to put this in her food once a month, I'll take her to a Muggle vet and have her spayed!"


::flees::

Comments

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dickgloucester
Nov. 7th, 2010 04:16 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahaaaa! You evil woman.
albalark
Nov. 8th, 2010 05:34 am (UTC)
I *do* try. ::g::
therealsnape
Nov. 7th, 2010 04:22 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! Great. His mind was bewitched, his senses ensnared. Great take on that line.

She cast him a come-thither glance, making throaty little growls which made his heart pound, and writhed in sensual delight on the floor as the moonlight streamed over her. Brilliant seduction.

Welcome to the world of those who write fic when they ought to do something Real and Ernest.
albalark
Nov. 8th, 2010 05:38 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks!

Now, if I could just these stupid bunnies to stop visiting, I'd be fine! ::pay no attention to that twitching eye::
methleigh
Nov. 7th, 2010 04:36 pm (UTC)
Aaaaaaaaah! *screams and runs away*
very ebil. 8^)
albalark
Nov. 8th, 2010 05:39 am (UTC)
I don't know what came over me! ::g::

P.S. I've been enjoying the scavenger hunt immensely. :-)
kellychambliss
Nov. 7th, 2010 06:06 pm (UTC)
*dies* Ensnare his senses, will she? The hussy! Delightful.

Writing a fic you're not supposed to be writing is one of the best procrastination tools I know -- especially if it's saving you from writing other fics.
albalark
Nov. 8th, 2010 05:55 am (UTC)
::revives:: That Mrs. Norris, she's shameless!

But, I'm not supposed to be procrastinating!!! I'm supposed to be outrageously productive right now, because I've got about 10 deadlines looming in a very threatening manner over my head. ::headdesk::
accioslash
Nov. 7th, 2010 06:24 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaha! WIN!
albalark
Nov. 8th, 2010 05:56 am (UTC)
Hee! So glad you enjoyed it!
r_grayjoy
Nov. 7th, 2010 09:03 pm (UTC)
LOL! You FTW! Snape's lines to Filch... ::dies::
albalark
Nov. 8th, 2010 06:00 am (UTC)
::revives::

Our poor Sev - he has to protect himself somehow!
isarn
Nov. 8th, 2010 02:21 pm (UTC)
Hahaha!! Just soooo funny xD
albalark
Nov. 12th, 2010 07:35 pm (UTC)
Thankee . . . I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
lash_larue
Nov. 8th, 2010 02:33 pm (UTC)
That fiend Severus, leaving a lady hanging like that...

Wonderful story, and a most welcome mood enhancer!

Do continue to ignore obligations if things like this result, would you?
L
albalark
Nov. 12th, 2010 07:38 pm (UTC)
Men - they only think about themselves. ::g::

Trouble iz, I pay for ignoring those obligations in the end - but it's fun while I'm doing it!
alisanne
Nov. 8th, 2010 03:52 pm (UTC)
Ahahahaha!
Nice. ;)
albalark
Nov. 12th, 2010 07:40 pm (UTC)
::Hides behind hands for taking so long to comment::

Hee . . .I'm so glad you liked it!
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albalark
Nov. 12th, 2010 07:41 pm (UTC)
He *is* a bit uptight, isn't he? ::g::

Thanks for reading and commenting!
reg_flint
Nov. 8th, 2010 06:37 pm (UTC)
Severus, the least you oculd do was be civil and shed body heat...
albalark
Nov. 12th, 2010 07:44 pm (UTC)
Civil?! Our Sev?! ::snerk::

Thanks for reading and commenting!

(love your icon ::g::)
etain_antrim
Nov. 9th, 2010 12:35 am (UTC)
That's sick! (But very funny.)
albalark
Nov. 12th, 2010 07:46 pm (UTC)
She's a hussy, that Mrs. Norris! o_O

Thanks for reading and commenting!
red_day_dawning
Nov. 9th, 2010 10:31 am (UTC)
Oooh, that's downright evil. And very funny, well done.
albalark
Nov. 12th, 2010 07:48 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much!!

P.S. Love your icon - it reminds me of one of my own dear boys.
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