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 A terrifying glimpse into the notebook of a very mad scientist (or at least one who's really daft) follows!










































Now you know just what sort of nutcase you've invited onto your flist.   XD         I'll just be sitting in my emo corner with my cake now.

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dickgloucester
Oct. 19th, 2010 08:55 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Welcome to my flist! Enter willingly, go freely*, and leave something of the happiness you bring.

(freely paraphrased from "Dracula")

*no - not really. You have to stay now. No choice in the matter whatsoever.
albalark
Oct. 19th, 2010 09:03 pm (UTC)
Oh, I'm glad I could make you smile, since you've had such a downer of a day. ::hands you a virtual slice of cake and wishes it could be real::

I'm not going *anywhere*. ::hugs::
therealsnape
Oct. 19th, 2010 10:24 pm (UTC)
Originator of the protocol expresses sincere regrets at sloppy terminology. A lifetime of studying humanities, with emphasis on literature caused this - I know, c'est un raison, pas une excuse.

Am deeply impressed by scientific research. And by perfect results in obtaining an even layer of test material throughout the matrix. Will use this method in future. (Can I borrow the lab assistant? I'll arrange housing, expat package, and as much test material as assistant requires.)

Since this isn't a friends-locked post, can I PM my other tester, that she too may sit in adoration at your feet and learn?

So glad to have you on my flist, I've always wanted to know a mad scientist! Or a Nobel Prize Winner. And now I've realised both ambitions (surely, Oslo will recognize the value of these discoveries, and the tremendous increase in human happiness they bring?)

Joking aside, this is the most marvellous feedback I've ever had. Thank you so much for taking all this trouble, it really made my day. Make that my week. It's truly unbelievable! ♥ ♥ ♥

albalark
Oct. 20th, 2010 06:01 am (UTC)
It's my pleasure, dearie . . . it was the least I could do in return for that recipe!

Since this isn't a friends-locked post, can I PM my other tester, that she too may sit in adoration at your feet and learn?

Of course, you may bring anyone to the party you wish. :-) (And Ebil Geniuses are always looking for disciples on their way to world domination. XD )

Or a Nobel Prize Winner

That's *Ig* Nobel: http://improbable.com/ig/ They wouldn't have their priorities straight enough in Oslo.

As for the lab assistant - don't tempt me, or I'll send her to you the next time she's in a strop. ::g::
kellychambliss
Oct. 19th, 2010 10:58 pm (UTC)
Thank you, thank you, dear mad scientist genius! Please thank the darling minion lab assistant, too. Glad she's wearing goggles. A safe lab is a happy lab. Until the nuclear material leaks out, but that's a problem for another day.

I'd give the lab notebook a clear "A," except that someone seems to have scribbled doodles in it. Clearly security at this lab is lacking.

The Nobel in Nutella Physics is yours, my dear.

Love it.
kellychambliss
Oct. 20th, 2010 12:17 am (UTC)
(I keep coming back to look at this -- so clever. And it's a good thing I'm too lazy to drive to the supermarket, or I'd be indulging in better-living-through-chemistry [make that "baking"] right now.)
albalark
Oct. 20th, 2010 11:25 am (UTC)
Ebil genius sez that of course is clever - she *iz* super-genius, after all. ::iz looking around lair for place to put Ig Nobel which will surely be hers after this discovery::

Anh, go to the store already (you knoes you want tooooo)! XD

Edited at 2010-10-20 02:33 pm (UTC)
albalark
Oct. 20th, 2010 11:20 am (UTC)
I'd give the lab notebook a clear "A," except that someone seems to have scribbled doodles in it. Clearly security at this lab is lacking.

I don't know how it happens . . . I just lose focus for *moment* and then the next time I look at my notebook, there they are. ::looks suspiciously at cats who are attempting to look innocent and failing miserably::

Until the nuclear material leaks out, but that's a problem for another day.

You have *no* idea - the regulatory hassles, the paperwork, the bodies to dispose of . . . it's enough to drive an ebil genius to distraction, let me tell you.

::minion says to tell you that you are welcome, and that she thinks the goggles make her look like a scuba diver::


methleigh
Oct. 20th, 2010 01:31 am (UTC)
Oh my goodness. It was SERIOUSLY your brain on nutella! And it looks gooooooood!
albalark
Oct. 20th, 2010 11:42 am (UTC)
See . . . Nutella makes me smart (but also unleashes inner ebil genius - hehehehe).

Seriously, it's delicious, and, if therealsnape gives me leave, I'll pass the recipe on to you.

::in the meantime, sits VJ down at her virtual kitchen table with a big slice of cake and a large glass of cold milk::

P.S. Did you see my fangirl_tour recs? Masters and Friends is on it. :-)
therealsnape
Oct. 20th, 2010 02:06 pm (UTC)
Feel free! Cakes are for sharing.
methleigh
Oct. 21st, 2010 02:28 am (UTC)
Oh thank you so much. It is so kind I feel shy. I am very touched. I saw Dicky's beautiful beautiful story was there as well. ooooooh. <3 Thank you so much for reccing it, but also thank you so much for understanding it so well and seeing my Severus and my Death Eaters as I had intended. I really appreciated it and was truly touched.
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albalark
Oct. 22nd, 2010 04:13 pm (UTC)
Hee! I would have said 'purely demented', but ebil genius is flattered. :-D

Go on and give in . . . us hopeless addicts love company! ::pushes slice of cake at Tetley with sinister smile::
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